Essensjul ekspleneesjuns

'English is essentially bad Dutch with outrageously pronounced French and Latin vocabulary.'

'Flemish is essentially Dutch dumbed down for use by Francophones.'

'Dutch is essentially Low German with an army and a navy.'

'Flemish is, as its name phonetically suggests, essentially Dutch while vomiting.'

'Luxembourgish essentially is worse German spoken by another Dutch person who wants to impress the French.'

'Dutsj is essensjullie a Loo Sjurmennik lenkwitsj wis det vunkie letter (det riepleezes Y) plus a serieuslie koel ortografie.'

En er staan er zo nog meer dan zevenhonderd op Essential Explanations.